Feeding Pets Mugs

Polly want a cracker?

'Feeding dog food to dogs is NOT ethnic stereotyping!'

"It's now 6:02am! Breakfast is two minutes late! We've been patient enough: let's wake them up!"

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"Whoa! Did you just hear the can opener?"

Giant parrot demands crackers.

'Does Rover want a doggie treat?'

Puppy at Feeding Time.

Suspense

'I think Pookie wants her supper.'

Cat steals food from owner who is distracted by feeding the dog.

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

How about going easy on the carbs

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"You keep impeccable time."

Bird Torture.

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

Fido and Fifi

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

Holding up a child so he can feed a giraffe.

"Rumor has it you're not a pigeon."

Feathered frenzy

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

"Give us this day our daily bread..."

'It all started with a bag of old bread!'

-'God that looks disgusting.' -'You're telling me.'