Feeding Pets Pillows

'She feeds me, walks me, washes me, and picks up after me...yet...I'm supposed to be man's best friend?'

Polly want a cracker?

'Feeding dog food to dogs is NOT ethnic stereotyping!'

"It's now 6:02am! Breakfast is two minutes late! We've been patient enough: let's wake them up!"

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"Whoa! Did you just hear the can opener?"

Giant parrot demands crackers.

'Does Rover want a doggie treat?'

Puppy at Feeding Time.

Suspense

'I think Pookie wants her supper.'

Cat steals food from owner who is distracted by feeding the dog.

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

How about going easy on the carbs

"You keep impeccable time."

Bird Torture.

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

Fido and Fifi

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

Holding up a child so he can feed a giraffe.

Feathered frenzy

"Rumor has it you're not a pigeon."

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."