Pet Feeding Aficionado Pillows

'Of course you have a choice. You can have it in your bowl...or on the floor...what's it to be, Mister Choosey?'

Welcome to the Team

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

"You keep impeccable time."

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

'Relax, sir. He's a Border Colie - smartest of all breeds!'

"Is that all they taught him at obedience school? How to use a can opener?"

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

"I'm down here, Mona. That's your slipper."

Spot the fur ball.

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

Dog driving and man leaning out of open window.

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

'Can we keep him?'

'...and how much experience have you of sushi making?'

"Seven, eight, nine, ten..."

Cat scratches dog's car.

'Rover is sulking because he helped bag the goose and all he gets for dinner is dog food.'

'Look, mom! They ran out of trick or treat candy, so they gave us these kittens!'

Free range cat food - mice running around the store.

"For this dish we'll need to sauté the onion with the week-old, moldy, ant-covered French fry over medium heat. Then, we lightly flash boil our dehydrated mouse..."

This here's my kitty! I call er Whiskers!

"Two or three more times around and you should be free."

'I wish John would stop using that gourmet pet food that makes gravy when you add water.'

'May I have two containers - fish for my cat, meat for the dog...vegetables divided as follows, one-fourth for the cat, three-fourths for the dog, but no carrots for the cat - kitty doesn't like carrots...'

"Fill it up!"

Consider a Pet...someone with a bigger beak than me!

"Unlike the case for dogs, the people that cats own don't grow to look like them. I mean, seriously, what human could look as good as this?"

Polly want a cracker?

'Where does Doctor Davis practice?...'