Pet Food Aficionado Pillows

Colin had standards, and not eating 'own brand' food was one of them.....

Welcome to the Team

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

'Relax, sir. He's a Border Colie - smartest of all breeds!'

"Is that all they taught him at obedience school? How to use a can opener?"

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

Spot the fur ball.

"Seven, eight, nine, ten..."

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

Cat scratches dog's car.

'Rover is sulking because he helped bag the goose and all he gets for dinner is dog food.'

'Look, mom! They ran out of trick or treat candy, so they gave us these kittens!'

Dog driving and man leaning out of open window.

'...and how much experience have you of sushi making?'

'Can we keep him?'

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

'May I have two containers - fish for my cat, meat for the dog...vegetables divided as follows, one-fourth for the cat, three-fourths for the dog, but no carrots for the cat - kitty doesn't like carrots...'

"Unlike the case for dogs, the people that cats own don't grow to look like them. I mean, seriously, what human could look as good as this?"

'No collar, no din-din,' said Mrs. Flint firmly. 'Omigosh,' thought Larry, 'Fifi will never give it back!'

This here's my kitty! I call er Whiskers!

Free range cat food - mice running around the store.

"For this dish we'll need to sauté the onion with the week-old, moldy, ant-covered French fry over medium heat. Then, we lightly flash boil our dehydrated mouse..."

'That's the joke? I don't get it!'

'Byt the way, what have you been eating? Because your crap tastes like crap!'

'Where does Doctor Davis practice?...'

"It's the first edition of 'How dogs know what their owners are bringing home for dinner'."

"Houston, we have a problem."

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. III. - The hippopotamus has quite recovered, and is taken out for an airing.

"Let's see....Who had the beef brisket dog biscuit?"

'I don't care if top breeders do recommend it - I am not going to eat dog food!'

"He won't wait for me to open the can."

"What I believe is that it was fate that brought me here and that we will be best friends forever!"

Dog putting pet cat on a 'sell ur cat' website.