Pet Food Enthusiast Pillows

You tell me how they know it has new and improved flavour!

Dietary options for your dog.

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"You keep impeccable time."

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"Is that all they taught him at obedience school? How to use a can opener?"

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

Fido and Fifi

'Rover is sulking because he helped bag the goose and all he gets for dinner is dog food.'

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

Free range cat food - mice running around the store.

'No collar, no din-din,' said Mrs. Flint firmly. 'Omigosh,' thought Larry, 'Fifi will never give it back!'

'May I have two containers - fish for my cat, meat for the dog...vegetables divided as follows, one-fourth for the cat, three-fourths for the dog, but no carrots for the cat - kitty doesn't like carrots...'

-'God that looks disgusting.' -'You're telling me.'

"For this dish we'll need to sauté the onion with the week-old, moldy, ant-covered French fry over medium heat. Then, we lightly flash boil our dehydrated mouse..."

"Last chance — where’s the wet food?"

'I don't care if top breeders do recommend it - I am not going to eat dog food!'

"Let's see....Who had the beef brisket dog biscuit?"

"It's the first edition of 'How dogs know what their owners are bringing home for dinner'."

"He won't wait for me to open the can."

"Look, I’m sorry - it’s not Asian fusion night!"

'I pity the poor schlub whose job it is to make that call.'

"This is our new product consultant."

'Of course you have a choice. You can have it in your bowl...or on the floor...what's it to be, Mister Choosey?'

'Dang! Oh well, I won't have to feed him for a year now.'

"I'm getting a little peckish. Hey! How dare you ignore me. I don't care if I have to go out or not, I'm waking you up at 4 a.m."

'So you want two opposable thumbs so you can open your own dogfood?'

'I hope you're not selling something. Rex doesn't like salespeople.'

Colin had standards, and not eating 'own brand' food was one of them.....

"Leave the bowl."

"Not only do these new treats taste like table scraps, they're also good for you."

Limits of Canine Philosophical Inquiry.