Dog Food Enthusiast Pillows

"He won't wait for me to open the can."

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

"Is that all they taught him at obedience school? How to use a can opener?"

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

"Can I have a doggie bag to go?"

Dog Chow Mein

"For what he is about to receive may the dog be truly thankful."

'Rover is sulking because he helped bag the goose and all he gets for dinner is dog food.'

"I can never remember, how much do we tip?"

"Kibbled, canned and frozen were non-starters. But he'll often accept a ice ribeye as long as it's been properly dry aged."

Free range cat food - mice running around the store.

'Sure, it's a nice buffet, but I can't help thinking it's a bit morbid...'

Posh dog views expensive food and wine.

'I don't care if top breeders do recommend it - I am not going to eat dog food!'

"It's the first edition of 'How dogs know what their owners are bringing home for dinner'."

"Look, I’m sorry - it’s not Asian fusion night!"

'I pity the poor schlub whose job it is to make that call.'

Dog Food: Lick & Collect

'Dang! Oh well, I won't have to feed him for a year now.'

Frankfurters on a Bus

"Some dehydrated corn and bone meal for the gentleman, perhaps?"

"I'm getting a little peckish. Hey! How dare you ignore me. I don't care if I have to go out or not, I'm waking you up at 4 a.m."

Colin had standards, and not eating 'own brand' food was one of them.....

'So you want two opposable thumbs so you can open your own dogfood?'

"Wait! I forgot the garnish."

You tell me how they know it has new and improved flavour!

"We'll be needing a high chair for spot."

Limits of Canine Philosophical Inquiry.

'I can understand my mother and my first-grade teacher being there, but there's also a TV announcer who does dog commercials and a second-string catcher for the Detroit Tigers.'

"Have you got a book about the proper way of feeding a dog?"

'I'll take your word for it that dog food tastes good on crackers.'

"Well, I won't be asking 'what's for dinner' for awhile."