Dog Food Connoisseur Pillows

Limits of Canine Philosophical Inquiry.

'So you want two opposable thumbs so you can open your own dogfood?'

'I'll take your word for it that dog food tastes good on crackers.'

'I pity the poor schlub whose job it is to make that call.'

'Any of you guys work for dog food?'

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

"Regular service or affected?"

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'Another blond hair! You've been making a lot of night calls lately...'

Two men toting a dog in a carriage by foot, while the dog sticks his head out the window.

'Try the steak tartare...it's okay.'

"Is that all they taught him at obedience school? How to use a can opener?"

Dog Park Zoom

"What's all this?"

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

'I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid that's inappropriate.'

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?'

Dog Sees Only Food

Being able to digest news quickly is a sure sign of intelligence.

"Watch his feet - if he doesn't step into the throw, he's going to fake it."

"I think what he's trying to tell you, dear, is that he doesn't quite care for the cheaper dog food!"

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

'Harvey, I'm afraid the dog has the mailman intimidated.'

"What's worse, that or this?"