Canine Cuisine Connoisseur Pillows

"Look, I’m sorry - it’s not Asian fusion night!"

"We'll have the people food."

"Not only do these new treats taste like table scraps, they're also good for you."

'That's not exactly what I had in mind.'

"The dog refuses to eat his dinner."

"Could we have a doggy bag please?"

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

Raw food, after you leave for work.

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

'Another blond hair! You've been making a lot of night calls lately...'

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Two men toting a dog in a carriage by foot, while the dog sticks his head out the window.

"Is that all they taught him at obedience school? How to use a can opener?"

'Try the steak tartare...it's okay.'

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

Dog Park Zoom

"What's all this?"

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?'

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

Dog Sees Only Food

Being able to digest news quickly is a sure sign of intelligence.

"Watch his feet - if he doesn't step into the throw, he's going to fake it."

"I see you've discovered the heirloom Twinkies."

"Fresh-raked leaves?"

'His Trout Almondine Veal Cordon Blue in mushroom sauce was crudely seasoned.'

"I think what he's trying to tell you, dear, is that he doesn't quite care for the cheaper dog food!"