Canine Cuisine Enthusiasts Pillows

"I'll have whatever I'm hearing being opened in the kitchen."

Posh dog views expensive food and wine.

'Rusty, I promise...next time I'll buy only Beef Bits.'

'Tired of dry dry dog food? Stir-fried doggy dips will make you sit up and woof for more!'

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

Dog Chow Mein

"For what he is about to receive may the dog be truly thankful."

Dog orders the food 9 out of 10 dogs prefer.

"So, what's it to be, chicken unfit for human consumption, or beef unfit for human consumption?"

"Kibbled, canned and frozen were non-starters. But he'll often accept a ice ribeye as long as it's been properly dry aged."

'You're lucky you can't read.'

'I don't care if top breeders do recommend it - I am not going to eat dog food!'

'I'm taking the leftovers home, so suggest something my dog will enjoy.'

'Sure, it's a nice buffet, but I can't help thinking it's a bit morbid...'

'That's not exactly what I had in mind.'

"Could we have a doggy bag please?"

John envied his friends who worked at the local chocolate company

"Look, I’m sorry - it’s not Asian fusion night!"

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?"

Dog Food: Lick & Collect

'You're lucky you can't read.'

"Some dehydrated corn and bone meal for the gentleman, perhaps?"

"This makes a nice change from 'Fetch'!"

'Of course you have a choice. You can have it in your bowl...or on the floor...what's it to be, Mister Choosey?'

"I don't care what nine out of ten breeders say - this dog hates it."

"Did you hear that?! That reporter just said the same ingredients in artificial meat is is found in pet foods!"

"We'll be needing a high chair for spot."

Cooking shows for dogs

"Not only do these new treats taste like table scraps, they're also good for you."

"We'll have the people food."

'Ralph swears this dog eats better than he does.'

'Has this slop you fed me been checked for e-coli?'