Canine Cuisine Fan Pillows

Dog dreams of dinner.

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

"Pretty good dog, huh, Larry?"

'Rover is sulking because he helped bag the goose and all he gets for dinner is dog food.'

Dog Chow Mein

"For what he is about to receive may the dog be truly thankful."

Dog orders the food 9 out of 10 dogs prefer.

"Kibbled, canned and frozen were non-starters. But he'll often accept a ice ribeye as long as it's been properly dry aged."

'You're lucky you can't read.'

Posh dog views expensive food and wine.

'I don't care if top breeders do recommend it - I am not going to eat dog food!'

'I'm taking the leftovers home, so suggest something my dog will enjoy.'

'Sure, it's a nice buffet, but I can't help thinking it's a bit morbid...'

'That's not exactly what I had in mind.'

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?"

"Could we have a doggy bag please?"

"Look, I’m sorry - it’s not Asian fusion night!"

John envied his friends who worked at the local chocolate company

Diary Of A Cat: Slept. Ate some food. Yum.

Dog Food: Lick & Collect

'You're lucky you can't read.'

"I've got a complaint about the table scraps you are feeding me...cut down on the fatty tissues...I'm gaining weight!"

'Of course you have a choice. You can have it in your bowl...or on the floor...what's it to be, Mister Choosey?'

"I think I'll go for the Barf Bits du Jour."

"We're tryng to break the dog from begging at the table, but he made a reservation for three."

'Dang! Oh well, I won't have to feed him for a year now.'

"We'll be needing a high chair for spot."

Cooking shows for dogs

"Oh, come on, Honey, he's a dog...he's not gonna notice that we gave him cheaper dog food!"

"We'll have the people food."

"I don't care what nine out of ten breeders say - this dog hates it."

"Did you hear that?! That reporter just said the same ingredients in artificial meat is is found in pet foods!"

"Not only do these new treats taste like table scraps, they're also good for you."