Canine Cuisine Fan Gifts

Dog dreams of dinner.

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

"Pretty good dog, huh, Larry?"

Dog Chow Mein

Dog orders the food 9 out of 10 dogs prefer.

'Rover is sulking because he helped bag the goose and all he gets for dinner is dog food.'

"For what he is about to receive may the dog be truly thankful."

"Kibbled, canned and frozen were non-starters. But he'll often accept a ice ribeye as long as it's been properly dry aged."

'You're lucky you can't read.'

'I'm taking the leftovers home, so suggest something my dog will enjoy.'

'That's not exactly what I had in mind.'

'Sure, it's a nice buffet, but I can't help thinking it's a bit morbid...'

Posh dog views expensive food and wine.

'I don't care if top breeders do recommend it - I am not going to eat dog food!'

"Look, I’m sorry - it’s not Asian fusion night!"

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?"

"Could we have a doggy bag please?"

John envied his friends who worked at the local chocolate company

Diary Of A Cat: Slept. Ate some food. Yum.

'You're lucky you can't read.'

Dog Food: Lick & Collect

'I'm sorry Jane, but this time your anthropomorphism has gone too far.'

"We're tryng to break the dog from begging at the table, but he made a reservation for three."

"I think I'll go for the Barf Bits du Jour."

"I've got a complaint about the table scraps you are feeding me...cut down on the fatty tissues...I'm gaining weight!"

'Of course you have a choice. You can have it in your bowl...or on the floor...what's it to be, Mister Choosey?'

'Dang! Oh well, I won't have to feed him for a year now.'

"We'll be needing a high chair for spot."

Cooking shows for dogs

"Oh, come on, Honey, he's a dog...he's not gonna notice that we gave him cheaper dog food!"

'Believe me, I've checked. There are no shows on the Food Channel devoted to cooking kibble.'

"Not only do these new treats taste like table scraps, they're also good for you."

"I don't care what nine out of ten breeders say - this dog hates it."

"We'll have the people food."