Canine Culinary Enthusiasts Gifts

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?"

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

Dog orders the food 9 out of 10 dogs prefer.

"For what he is about to receive may the dog be truly thankful."

Dog Chow Mein

"So, what's it to be, chicken unfit for human consumption, or beef unfit for human consumption?"

"Kibbled, canned and frozen were non-starters. But he'll often accept a ice ribeye as long as it's been properly dry aged."

'You're lucky you can't read.'

'I'm taking the leftovers home, so suggest something my dog will enjoy.'

'I don't care if top breeders do recommend it - I am not going to eat dog food!'

Posh dog views expensive food and wine.

'Sure, it's a nice buffet, but I can't help thinking it's a bit morbid...'

'That's not exactly what I had in mind.'

"Could we have a doggy bag please?"

"Look, I’m sorry - it’s not Asian fusion night!"

John envied his friends who worked at the local chocolate company

Dog Food: Lick & Collect

'You're lucky you can't read.'

'I'm sorry Jane, but this time your anthropomorphism has gone too far.'

"Your 'presentation' could use some work."

"I've got a complaint about the table scraps you are feeding me...cut down on the fatty tissues...I'm gaining weight!"

"Some dehydrated corn and bone meal for the gentleman, perhaps?"

"I think I'll go for the Barf Bits du Jour."

'Of course you have a choice. You can have it in your bowl...or on the floor...what's it to be, Mister Choosey?'

"Oh, come on, Honey, he's a dog...he's not gonna notice that we gave him cheaper dog food!"

"Did you hear that?! That reporter just said the same ingredients in artificial meat is is found in pet foods!"

"I don't care what nine out of ten breeders say - this dog hates it."

'Believe me, I've checked. There are no shows on the Food Channel devoted to cooking kibble.'

"We'll have the people food."

"We'll be needing a high chair for spot."

Cooking shows for dogs

"Not only do these new treats taste like table scraps, they're also good for you."

'Ralph swears this dog eats better than he does.'