Dining With Dogs Fan Gifts

"We're tryng to break the dog from begging at the table, but he made a reservation for three."

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

Dog Chow Mein

"For what he is about to receive may the dog be truly thankful."

Dog orders the food 9 out of 10 dogs prefer.

Dog's Sandwich

Dog at a restaurant

"The bad news is, no walk. The good news is, unlimited belly rubs, chase around the dining room table, salmon for dinner, and you're on my bed tonight."

"I won't need a doggie bag."

'Sure, it's a nice buffet, but I can't help thinking it's a bit morbid...'

Posh dog views expensive food and wine.

"Could we have a doggy bag please?"

No, I can get slow, sick and weak at home

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?"

And now bring the girls!

"I had to bite him once, but now I always get a great table."

'I'm sorry Jane, but this time your anthropomorphism has gone too far.'

'Rubber pork chops. Excellent choice, Sir. With or without squeakers?'

"This makes a nice change from 'Fetch'!"

'Your usual table leg?'

There are lots of ways to feed me, Plain, Fancy, Or my favourite, the All-I-Can-Eat-Before-They-Get-Back buffet,

"A few years ago they didn't even have a category for talking dogs."

"We'll be needing a high chair for spot."

'They're Home!!!... HA-HA-HA... you are soooo busted!'

"Have you got a book about the proper way of feeding a dog?"

"I'll have whatever I'm hearing being opened in the kitchen."

"The meal was superb...My compliments to the shep."

Dog dreams of dinner.

"Hmm, let's see. We just want something light. Not too filling."

"I'll have what she's having."

'Rusty, I promise...next time I'll buy only Beef Bits.'

'Tired of dry dry dog food? Stir-fried doggy dips will make you sit up and woof for more!'