Dinner With Dogs Devotee Gifts

"The bad news is, no walk. The good news is, unlimited belly rubs, chase around the dining room table, salmon for dinner, and you're on my bed tonight."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Foster failure"

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

Licensed Therapist

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

Canine Companion

Hello. I'm Ferdinand. I'll be monitoring the levels of bull at your table this evening. Menu. Menu.

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Love a Mutt

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

Happy.

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

Pet a Puppy

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"A little help, please."

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"