Dinner With Dogs Devotee Pillows

"The bad news is, no walk. The good news is, unlimited belly rubs, chase around the dining room table, salmon for dinner, and you're on my bed tonight."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Foster failure"

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

Licensed Therapist

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

Canine Companion

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Love a Mutt

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Happy.

Pet a Puppy

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

No Soliciting

"He's already getting attached to you."

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

"A little help, please."