Dog-loving Dinner Pals Gifts

"This makes a nice change from 'Fetch'!"

Raised by Dogs

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

"You're completely screwed up."

'Now that hunting season is over, I'd suggest separate vacations.'

'So much for dogs looking like their owners'

'I've finally learned to delegate.'

Dog orders the food 9 out of 10 dogs prefer.

A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.

Dog at a restaurant

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

Cat and Dog Fights.

"Yep, that's water retention."

Dogs with alcohol collars.

'This is it, I've just heard them: They're selling the flat and are buying a house with a garden!'

Posh dog views expensive food and wine.

Yes, I am a Sphynx-Cat, and yes, I am called "Fluffy". My Master has a sick sense of humour...

"The bad news is, no walk. The good news is, unlimited belly rubs, chase around the dining room table, salmon for dinner, and you're on my bed tonight."

"I won't need a doggie bag."

'Coming through a pet door isn't as easy as it looks.'

"I did it!"

'OK, Mr. Altruism, real fast, name three selling points of loyalty that don't involve food.'

"...when oil begins shimmering...stir in vegetables and cook until tender."

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?"

'It's strange, it's like he's keeping track of something.'

'Waiter, can you tell me where the ladies' tree is, please?'

"Oh sure, I spoil him. But, he always has my back."

He takes being a guard dog very seriously.

Dalmatian with Spotty Poop.

"We keep getting billed from DoorDash. Who here has been ordering all this food?"

"I know it sounds like a sell out, but I made millions selling cat books and calendars."

"We're tryng to break the dog from begging at the table, but he made a reservation for three."

Boat Race and Dog

How Dogs Are Born

'Declawed, Denutted and Deranged.'