Dog-loving Dinner Pals Prints

"This makes a nice change from 'Fetch'!"

Raised by Dogs

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

"You're completely screwed up."

'Now that hunting season is over, I'd suggest separate vacations.'

'So much for dogs looking like their owners'

'I've finally learned to delegate.'

Dog orders the food 9 out of 10 dogs prefer.

A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

Cat and Dog Fights.

Dog at a restaurant

"I won't need a doggie bag."

Posh dog views expensive food and wine.

'Coming through a pet door isn't as easy as it looks.'

"The bad news is, no walk. The good news is, unlimited belly rubs, chase around the dining room table, salmon for dinner, and you're on my bed tonight."

Yes, I am a Sphynx-Cat, and yes, I am called "Fluffy". My Master has a sick sense of humour...

Dogs with alcohol collars.

'This is it, I've just heard them: They're selling the flat and are buying a house with a garden!'

"Yep, that's water retention."

"I did it!"

'OK, Mr. Altruism, real fast, name three selling points of loyalty that don't involve food.'

"...when oil begins shimmering...stir in vegetables and cook until tender."

'It's strange, it's like he's keeping track of something.'

"Oh sure, I spoil him. But, he always has my back."

'Waiter, can you tell me where the ladies' tree is, please?'

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?"

'I'm sorry Jane, but this time your anthropomorphism has gone too far.'

"I know it sounds like a sell out, but I made millions selling cat books and calendars."

Dalmatian with Spotty Poop.

He takes being a guard dog very seriously.

"We're tryng to break the dog from begging at the table, but he made a reservation for three."

Boat Race and Dog

"We keep getting billed from DoorDash. Who here has been ordering all this food?"

'Declawed, Denutted and Deranged.'