Dog-owning Friends Prints

'Coming through a pet door isn't as easy as it looks.'

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

Skeleton playing fetch.

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

Raised by Dogs

Collies Without Borders

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

Canine Scentipede

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

'Out, damned Spot.'

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

"You're completely screwed up."

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

Dog on balconey in city sniffing tree in pot

'I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid that's inappropriate.'

Dog with toilet IV

'He's never going to graduate. How about giving him an honorary degree instead?'

Lost my squeaky toy. Please help.

'So much for dogs looking like their owners'

"What's that smell, girl? Is it spring?"

"He ran out of pee."

Jumping Dogs

'Click it or ticket.'

Dog Igloo.

"Yeah, I've put on a lot of weight, but my master's favourite command is "sit, sit, sit!" I barely ever get to exercise..."

Sure, I'll sit, but I want half the treat upfront.

"The vet made me wear this, and I can't lick my balls...uh...could I lick yours for awhile, Rex?"