Friends Who Own Dogs Prints

Lassie often found it difficult to tell her owner....

Skeleton playing fetch.

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

Collies Without Borders

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

Raised by Dogs

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

'Out, damned Spot.'

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

"You're completely screwed up."

Dog on balconey in city sniffing tree in pot

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

Dog with toilet IV

'He's never going to graduate. How about giving him an honorary degree instead?'

"The vet made me wear this, and I can't lick my balls...uh...could I lick yours for awhile, Rex?"

Sure, I'll sit, but I want half the treat upfront.

"Yeah, I've put on a lot of weight, but my master's favourite command is "sit, sit, sit!" I barely ever get to exercise..."

"What's that smell, girl? Is it spring?"

"He ran out of pee."

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"

People with pet dogs in a dog park with workout equipment for dogs.

'I've finally learned to delegate.'

"He's anxious to resume perpetrating his usual activities."

'No, Mrs. Dudley! If there's a bone in a chair, that means it's reserved for Marmaduke!'

Dog Restroom

'Sure I sleep all day. She snores all night.'

Dog Walking and Child Walking.

If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise.

'What is it with dogs and the thrill of getting caught?'

'You are what you eat.'

All items on the premises have been marked for identification: 'My cat sprayed everything in the house.'