Friend Who Loves Dogs Prints

'He wants to put his bones in safekeeping.'

'You're lucky you can't read.'

'Tell me this isn't celery.'

"Good dog!"

'What does he mean, we're not on the list?'

"Excuse me, Ed, but I stopped enjoying this walk about 5 minutes ago."

Dog fire hydrants

'It'll take us forever to fill that thing up again ... '

'Well sure, YOU'VE got brakes on FOUR wheels!'

"Rex hates getting up in the mornings."

Man tried to get dog to go for a walk.

'I can't come out and play. I have to show my owner how to hook up his DVD player. Sometimes it's a curse being a smart breed.'

'He has been asked to review a new dog treat ... '

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.

Virtual Reality Walkies

'His jaw got stuck when he tried to fetch the Sunday paper!'

A-A-B-A...

Dog on balconey in city sniffing tree in pot

"Yeah, I've put on a lot of weight, but my master's favourite command is "sit, sit, sit!" I barely ever get to exercise..."

"I've changed my mind. You can go back to barking at nothing."

A dog with a pet cone plays the sounds of a record player.

"He's anxious to resume perpetrating his usual activities."

"They keep talking to me like I understand English, doc. I'm just a dog for crying out loud."

It's time to treat your dog to Le Bon Chien.

Rusty's Secret Stash

"What's that smell, girl? Is it spring?"

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

"Look at you! What's your name? Huh, cutie? What's your name? I can see the man walking you is of no help. We won't judge his rude behavior. No, we won't, will we?…"

"You just blinked — I saw you blink first. OK, again. Ready? Go!"

"You may lick my feet. You may not suck my toes."

'When he licks you, it means he likes you.'

Dog Building Dog Poo Wall

"She will take me on more walks."

"If you're never going to give me any, then quit calling it a doggie bag."