Friends Who Own Dogs Gifts

Lassie often found it difficult to tell her owner....

Skeleton playing fetch.

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

Collies Without Borders

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

Raised by Dogs

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

'Out, damned Spot.'

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

"You're completely screwed up."

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

Dog on balconey in city sniffing tree in pot

'He's never going to graduate. How about giving him an honorary degree instead?'

"The vet made me wear this, and I can't lick my balls...uh...could I lick yours for awhile, Rex?"

"He ran out of pee."

"Yeah, I've put on a lot of weight, but my master's favourite command is "sit, sit, sit!" I barely ever get to exercise..."

"What's that smell, girl? Is it spring?"

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"

'I've finally learned to delegate.'

People with pet dogs in a dog park with workout equipment for dogs.

'No, Mrs. Dudley! If there's a bone in a chair, that means it's reserved for Marmaduke!'

"He's anxious to resume perpetrating his usual activities."

Dog Restroom

If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise.

'Sure I sleep all day. She snores all night.'

Dog Walking and Child Walking.

'What is it with dogs and the thrill of getting caught?'

All items on the premises have been marked for identification: 'My cat sprayed everything in the house.'

'What does he mean, we're not on the list?'