Dog-owning Friends Pillows

'Coming through a pet door isn't as easy as it looks.'

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

Skeleton playing fetch.

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

Raised by Dogs

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

Collies Without Borders

Canine Scentipede

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

'Out, damned Spot.'

"You're completely screwed up."

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

Dog on balconey in city sniffing tree in pot

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

Lost my squeaky toy. Please help.

'He's never going to graduate. How about giving him an honorary degree instead?'

'So much for dogs looking like their owners'

Dog Igloo.

"He ran out of pee."

"What's that smell, girl? Is it spring?"

"The vet made me wear this, and I can't lick my balls...uh...could I lick yours for awhile, Rex?"

"Yeah, I've put on a lot of weight, but my master's favourite command is "sit, sit, sit!" I barely ever get to exercise..."

"He's like having our own personal trainer. . ."

'Click it or ticket.'

Jumping Dogs