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Limits of Canine Philosophical Inquiry.

'So you want two opposable thumbs so you can open your own dogfood?'

'I'll take your word for it that dog food tastes good on crackers.'

'I pity the poor schlub whose job it is to make that call.'

'Any of you guys work for dog food?'

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

"Regular service or affected?"

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'Another blond hair! You've been making a lot of night calls lately...'

Two men toting a dog in a carriage by foot, while the dog sticks his head out the window.

"Is that all they taught him at obedience school? How to use a can opener?"

'Try the steak tartare...it's okay.'

"What's all this?"

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

Dog Park Zoom

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?'

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

Being able to digest news quickly is a sure sign of intelligence.

"Watch his feet - if he doesn't step into the throw, he's going to fake it."

Dog Sees Only Food

"I think what he's trying to tell you, dear, is that he doesn't quite care for the cheaper dog food!"

'Harvey, I'm afraid the dog has the mailman intimidated.'

Dog executives are in a duel

"You've got to lay off the homework."

Dog Show: Worst of Breed