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"Is that all they taught him at obedience school? How to use a can opener?"

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

Free range cat food - mice running around the store.

"It's the first edition of 'How dogs know what their owners are bringing home for dinner'."

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

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'Another blond hair! You've been making a lot of night calls lately...'

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

Two men toting a dog in a carriage by foot, while the dog sticks his head out the window.

'Try the steak tartare...it's okay.'

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

"What's all this?"

Dog Park Zoom

'I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid that's inappropriate.'

'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?'

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

"Watch his feet - if he doesn't step into the throw, he's going to fake it."

Dog Sees Only Food

Being able to digest news quickly is a sure sign of intelligence.

"I think what he's trying to tell you, dear, is that he doesn't quite care for the cheaper dog food!"

Dogs and Cake

"You've got to lay off the homework."

"Now that's art!"

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

Dog Show: Worst of Breed