Dog Food Fanatic T-Shirts

Counting ribs

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

"You keep impeccable time."

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

"Can I have a doggie bag to go?"

'Real hungry? Should be, 'Really hungry.' Adjectives take adverbs.'

"Sorry honey, I'll be late. The boss told me to stay."

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

'Rover is sulking because he helped bag the goose and all he gets for dinner is dog food.'

"I can never remember, how much do we tip?"

Dog Chow Mein

'Amazing, isn't it? - And she's never taken a parenting class.'

"Kibbled, canned and frozen were non-starters. But he'll often accept a ice ribeye as long as it's been properly dry aged."

All You Can Eat

Cutlery store: Big Sale! Everything slashed!

'This is quite common. You've eaten so many sausages that you've turned into one.'

Cook spills food and has to open a can (tin).

"For this dish we'll need to sauté the onion with the week-old, moldy, ant-covered French fry over medium heat. Then, we lightly flash boil our dehydrated mouse..."

'Three, two, one. Stand clear.'

Waiting staff

"That banquet was most delicious, and yet now, somehow, once again I feel the pang of hunger.'

'Decisions, decisions!'

Restaurant scene; diners are shown kneeling in reverence at their tables.

'I went home the other day and smelt a delicious meal cooking in the kitchen... then I realized I'd gone to the wrong house!'

"No, thank you. I'd prefer seeing a menu from the restaurant across the street."

Capturing a Cook

A waiter warning the cook about certain customers