Foodie Fido Lover T-Shirts

"Wait! I forgot the garnish."

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"You keep impeccable time."

Menu: Wet food. Dry food

"Can I have a doggie bag to go?"

Dog Chow Mein

"I can never remember, how much do we tip?"

'Rover is sulking because he helped bag the goose and all he gets for dinner is dog food.'

"For what you are about to receive..."

"Don't be fooled, it looks easy but I've yet to meet a dog who's mastered it."

'I don't care if top breeders do recommend it - I am not going to eat dog food!'

Posh dog views expensive food and wine.

"He won't wait for me to open the can."

"Oh sure, I spoil him. But, he always has my back."

"Look, I’m sorry - it’s not Asian fusion night!"

Dog Food: Lick & Collect

"How could I refuse to share with a best friend!"

Frankfurters on a Bus

"We keep getting billed from DoorDash. Who here has been ordering all this food?"

"I'm getting a little peckish. Hey! How dare you ignore me. I don't care if I have to go out or not, I'm waking you up at 4 a.m."

'Dang! Oh well, I won't have to feed him for a year now.'

'Let's see... that's one 'last week's leftovers' and two 'third grader's homework', right?'

Colin had standards, and not eating 'own brand' food was one of them.....

'Believe me, I've checked. There are no shows on the Food Channel devoted to cooking kibble.'

"Let's get the ball."

The Doggie Psychic

'I can understand my mother and my first-grade teacher being there, but there's also a TV announcer who does dog commercials and a second-string catcher for the Detroit Tigers.'

"Well, I won't be asking 'what's for dinner' for awhile."

The food is just scooped into my dish...no thought to food presentation.

"It's a new cereal for dogs."

Dog Chopsticks

"I'll have what she's having."