Foodie Pooch Enthusiast T-Shirts

"I'm getting a little peckish. Hey! How dare you ignore me. I don't care if I have to go out or not, I'm waking you up at 4 a.m."

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"You keep impeccable time."

Menu: Wet food. Dry food

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

"Can I have a doggie bag to go?"

Dog Chow Mein

"I can never remember, how much do we tip?"

"For what he is about to receive may the dog be truly thankful."

'Rover is sulking because he helped bag the goose and all he gets for dinner is dog food.'

"For what you are about to receive..."

"Don't be fooled, it looks easy but I've yet to meet a dog who's mastered it."

'I don't care if top breeders do recommend it - I am not going to eat dog food!'

"He won't wait for me to open the can."

"Look, I’m sorry - it’s not Asian fusion night!"

"Oh sure, I spoil him. But, he always has my back."

Dog Food: Lick & Collect

"How could I refuse to share with a best friend!"

I got a dish, but it only picks up the Food Channel.

'Dang! Oh well, I won't have to feed him for a year now.'

'Let's see... that's one 'last week's leftovers' and two 'third grader's homework', right?'

Colin had standards, and not eating 'own brand' food was one of them.....

"Let's get the ball."

"Wait! I forgot the garnish."

You tell me how they know it has new and improved flavour!

'Cannibal.'

The Four Basic Food Groups - Dry, moist, biscuit, bone.

"Have you got a book about the proper way of feeding a dog?"

'I can understand my mother and my first-grade teacher being there, but there's also a TV announcer who does dog commercials and a second-string catcher for the Detroit Tigers.'

"Well, I won't be asking 'what's for dinner' for awhile."

"It's a new cereal for dogs."

"The meal was superb...My compliments to the shep."