Dog Feeding Enthusiasts Pillows

There are lots of ways to feed me, Plain, Fancy, Or my favourite, the All-I-Can-Eat-Before-They-Get-Back buffet,

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

"You keep impeccable time."

'Not here - home!'

"I couldn't possibly lick another baby right now."

'Actually, she's turned out to be a very clever pet. Watch when Rex stands up, she'll feed him a biscuit.'

Chasebook

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

"I don't get it! They're both diurnal, so why on earth would they bring back from the hospital a baby that's awake all night?"

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

Watchdog on Holiday

"Gesundheit!"

Hombre's Best Friend.

'Master Pavlov is a bit strange these days: For some reason, he rings a bell before serving us dinner...'

"I thought we swore never to go to bed angry."

"We need to channel his energy into something positive."

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

Prepper Dog

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

"I'm going to level with you. I find you to be disturbingly insane."

"Is your dog friendly?"

"What kind of tomorrow is it? — I don't know, when I wake up, it's already today."

"I forgot to turn on the alarm." "It's all right, Peedy is there."

When Dogs Rule

"You should run for president."

'You do a fine job guarding the place, we just need you to shed less.'

The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog.

Dog fetches dice

"I'd like you to meet our director of scratch-and-sniff advertising."