Feeding Animals Pillows

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

'What? You want something? It has something to do with your food dish? Darn, I wish dogs could talk!'

'I'm not comfort eating . . . she's comfort feeding.'

'Could we go back to popcorn?... Peanut butter sticks to the roof of our beaks.'

"By any chance do you have brioche?"

'Listen, lady, we don't want JUST handfuls. Give us the whole bag.'

A woman breaks a loaf of bread into breadcrumbs for the ducks.

'You're just throwing it on the ground? -- It wouldn't kill you to bring along some paper plates.'

"The only problem with these free meals is that we're getting too many carbohydrates!"

Man feeding a bird

'Was it your idea to have it catered?'

"I see the old man coming with some bread kids: Looks like it's dinner time..."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

How about going easy on the carbs

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"You keep impeccable time."

Bird Torture.

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

"I'd rather eat your homework."

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

'So this is goodbye then!'

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

"Just when I thought I had all the answers, I forgot what the questions were."

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

Baby with straw to eat out of bib.

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"