Feeding Wildlife Pillows

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were someone else. Someone with peanuts."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

How about going easy on the carbs

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Bird Torture.

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

"I'd rather eat your homework."

'So this is goodbye then!'

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

David Attenborough's Morning

"Just when I thought I had all the answers, I forgot what the questions were."

Baby with straw to eat out of bib.

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

'She feeds me, walks me, washes me, and picks up after me...yet...I'm supposed to be man's best friend?'

Holding up a child so he can feed a giraffe.

"Rumor has it you're not a pigeon."

"Compared to that regurgitation phase, this is fine dining."

Feathered frenzy

BP is compensating those affected by the black tide in Gulf of Mexico...

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

'Can't one eat in peace!'

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

"Give us this day our daily bread..."

'It all started with a bag of old bread!'