Feeding Wildlife Pillows

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were someone else. Someone with peanuts."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

How about going easy on the carbs

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

Bird Torture.

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"I'd rather eat your homework."

'So this is goodbye then!'

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

David Attenborough's Morning

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

"Just when I thought I had all the answers, I forgot what the questions were."

Baby with straw to eat out of bib.

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

Holding up a child so he can feed a giraffe.

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

"Compared to that regurgitation phase, this is fine dining."

"Rumor has it you're not a pigeon."

Feathered frenzy

'Can't one eat in peace!'

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

"Give us this day our daily bread..."

'Are you trying to tell me that neither of you get penalty rates for the 2 a.m feed?'

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'