Feeding Birds Pillows

"It's the best thing since bread torn into little pieces."

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

"Give us this day our daily bread..."

How about going easy on the carbs

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

'It all started with a bag of old bread!'

Eh what kind of bird seeds do you use?

'He's just fakin' for extra crumbs.'

'It won't do you any good. I just don't have any more peanuts.'

'Nice! Just throw the food on the dirty ground! Thanks, Lady!'

'Once again, there is no such thing as a free meal'

'This stuff is all right, but we prefer the floatsam and jetsam of everyday life.'

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

'George! Come and look at your squirrel-proof feeder!'

Bird Torture.

Cherub is being fed with the birds.

Lady feeding birds from her car.

'At ease soldier. This is the mess hall.'

Old man sharing a picnic with birds

"Hey birdy! Want some bread?"

"Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely on him."

"If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times, you're overfeeding the birds!"

"No, this isn't some kind of bait and switch operation. I just enjoy feeding the birds."

"Do you have any krill?"

Ducks strangled by bagels. Park keeper says: 'Perhaps bagels were not the best option.'

Pigeons empty crumbs from their lunchboxes.

"I'm confused. Is this a late lunch or is it early dinner?"

"And on the day I gave up bread."

"I have every confidence that he'll eventually drop some crumbs."

"I think today we can put aside our differences and share this resource."

Feathered frenzy

"Rumor has it you're not a pigeon."

"Hey, I wouldn't even HAVE a 'cracker problem' if it weren't for you."

'I'm being Pigeon Voled.'

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.