Feeding Pigeons Pillows

Pigeon Master

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

How about going easy on the carbs

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Bird Torture.

"She wishes to range free!"

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

Where Deviled Eggs come from

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

"Just when I thought I had all the answers, I forgot what the questions were."

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

'She feeds me, walks me, washes me, and picks up after me...yet...I'm supposed to be man's best friend?'

Holding up a child so he can feed a giraffe.

Feathered frenzy

"Rumor has it you're not a pigeon."

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

Egg!

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

"Give us this day our daily bread..."

Military man has pigeons lined up in front of him.

'It all started with a bag of old bread!'

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

"Think you could teach your kid to throw straight?"

'It won't do you any good. I just don't have any more peanuts.'

"The trick is to catch the bread they throw us in mid air: Otherwise, it gets all soggy and is not as nice..."

Old man sharing a picnic with birds