Pigeon Feeder Pillows

Cherub is being fed with the birds.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

Fido and Fifi

Pigeon Memos

'You spoil those pigeons.'

'How do they know it's breakfast time? It's your garden clock, birdbrain!'

"Pardon me, Karen. Would you be filling the bird feeder soon? Asking for a friend..."

Are you sure, 'send-to-all' is a good idea, Majesty?"

A woman breaks a loaf of bread into breadcrumbs for the ducks.

"Sorry I'm late, I was at a funeral, paying my respects to the old man who used to feed me at the park every day. . ."

How farmers get away w/ eating crackers in bed

'If birds reproduce by laying eggs, what's this BIRDSEED stuff all about?'

"May I recommend the pumpkin seeds to starts?"

"I flew South once. Couldn't buy a decent soft pretzel."

All of a sudden Roger remembered... he had forgotten to feed Bobo!

Pigeon Master

'I'm not comfort eating . . . she's comfort feeding.'

Second homing pigeon

Pigeon Breeders' Association.

Poe at the Park

"You have two unread messages."

'It won't do you any good, I just don't have any more peanuts.'

"If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times, you're overfeeding the birds!"

'George! Come and look at your squirrel-proof feeder!'

"The outfit is just for show, I mostly just text."

'Actually, I took up smoking just so I could get another work break.'

Magical thinking in pigeons

"Ryan insisted he hadn't put on weight during the lockdown.

'It's just so easy when the targets are floodlit.'

Death in park

Ducks strangled by bagels. Park keeper says: 'Perhaps bagels were not the best option.'

"She's putting out more bird seed. Get ready for some binge watching!"