Pigeon Feeder Gifts

Cherub is being fed with the birds.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

Fido and Fifi

Pigeon Memos

Military man has pigeons lined up in front of him.

'How do they know it's breakfast time? It's your garden clock, birdbrain!'

'You spoil those pigeons.'

How farmers get away w/ eating crackers in bed

A woman breaks a loaf of bread into breadcrumbs for the ducks.

"Pardon me, Karen. Would you be filling the bird feeder soon? Asking for a friend..."

Are you sure, 'send-to-all' is a good idea, Majesty?"

'If birds reproduce by laying eggs, what's this BIRDSEED stuff all about?'

"Sorry I'm late, I was at a funeral, paying my respects to the old man who used to feed me at the park every day. . ."

"I flew South once. Couldn't buy a decent soft pretzel."

"May I recommend the pumpkin seeds to starts?"

Pigeon Master

All of a sudden Roger remembered... he had forgotten to feed Bobo!

'I'm not comfort eating . . . she's comfort feeding.'

Pigeon Breeders' Association.

Poe at the Park

The origin of the Easter Bunny/ Easter egg connection

Second homing pigeon

"You have two unread messages."

'It won't do you any good, I just don't have any more peanuts.'

'George! Come and look at your squirrel-proof feeder!'

"If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times, you're overfeeding the birds!"

"The outfit is just for show, I mostly just text."

'Actually, I took up smoking just so I could get another work break.'

'Take me to your feeder.'

'Passenger pigeon.'

Ducks strangled by bagels. Park keeper says: 'Perhaps bagels were not the best option.'

Death in park

"Ryan insisted he hadn't put on weight during the lockdown.