Pigeon Pamperer Pillows

"May I recommend the pumpkin seeds to starts?"

Bitchbark Canoe

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Meanwhile in Hollywood

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

Dogs shaving

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

Dog Dressed to Eat

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Dog on man's stair lift

"Fill it up!"

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Menu: Wet food. Dry food

'I don't think he's so smart. I had to show him three times before he got the hank of it.'

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'