Pigeon Pamperer Mugs

"May I recommend the pumpkin seeds to starts?"

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Bitchbark Canoe

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

Dogs shaving

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

Meanwhile in Hollywood

Dog Dressed to Eat

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

Dog on man's stair lift

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"Fill it up!"

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

'I don't think he's so smart. I had to show him three times before he got the hank of it.'

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

'The word bath is mentioned.'

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'