Pigeon Trainer Mugs

Military man has pigeons lined up in front of him.

Are you sure, 'send-to-all' is a good idea, Majesty?"

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Quick, start the car!"

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

'He's not supposed to go out.'

Litter Tray Training

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."

Cat Show

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

"I'm concerned. You seem to have catlike reflexes."

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

"Have you been throwing a lot of poop lately?"

A dog on the sidewalk has a 'walk me' sign, begging for a walk.

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"Is that all they taught him at obedience school? How to use a can opener?"

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

"Look, I tried to tell everyone Timmy was in the well but no, what do I know, I'm just a dog!"

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

Pavlov's Cat

"I always wanted to work with animals."