Pigeon Racing Mugs

Pigeon Training School

'Couldn't you just send out an Email?' (a messenger pigeon complaining)

"I've taken up a new hobby, I'm into racing pigeons."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

New York Scatological Society

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

Pigeon Memos

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

'You spoil those pigeons.'

"Buckle up. We're in the midst of an unprecedented breadcrumb recession."

Bird Messaging

"I'd say my biggest influence is probably Pollock."

'Man, this guy's killing me!'

Nelson.

Hot dog vendor in the rain.

'It's a dirty lie... I only drink to be sociable!'

'I hate bird watching in the city.'

"Sorry I'm late, I was at a funeral, paying my respects to the old man who used to feed me at the park every day. . ."

'Not more junk mail!'

"Methinks hitting 'Reply to all' doth you a disservice, sire."

Dreams of different species.

Are you sure, 'send-to-all' is a good idea, Majesty?"

"I flew South once. Couldn't buy a decent soft pretzel."

"May I recommend the pumpkin seeds to starts?"

Man feeding 10 pigeons and a unicorned pegasus.

Second homing pigeon

'Look, Fred, there are pigeons on our window sill.'

"No one else, huh! So who the hell is sending you a pigeon at four in the morning?!"

"You have two unread messages."

Pigeon Breeders' Association.

"I no longer have the intestinal fortitude for street food."

You've got mail.