Feeding Pigeons T-Shirts

Pigeon Master

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

How about going easy on the carbs

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

Bird Torture.

"She wishes to range free!"

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

Where Deviled Eggs come from

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

"Just when I thought I had all the answers, I forgot what the questions were."

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

Holding up a child so he can feed a giraffe.

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

Feathered frenzy

Egg!

"Rumor has it you're not a pigeon."

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

"Give us this day our daily bread..."

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

'It all started with a bag of old bread!'

"Think you could teach your kid to throw straight?"

"The trick is to catch the bread they throw us in mid air: Otherwise, it gets all soggy and is not as nice..."

Old man sharing a picnic with birds

Humming Bird's Hum.

'It won't do you any good. I just don't have any more peanuts.'