Feeding Ducks Pillows

"You can't compete with a retired pharmacist."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Ah, here comes the caterer."

"The trick is to catch the bread they throw us in mid air: Otherwise, it gets all soggy and is not as nice..."

"White bread? Do you have any idea how much gluten is in those crumbs?!"

"Think you could teach your kid to throw straight?"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Duck Hunt

How about going easy on the carbs

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Bird Torture.

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

'They're still following me?! Oh geez, what if they're in some sort of gang or something?'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

Mother Duck.

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

Business Duck

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

Mistaken baby ducks.

'Save your money - he's a quack.'

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

"Just when I thought I had all the answers, I forgot what the questions were."

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'