Wildlife Feeding Pillows

Birds only/Squirrels Only.

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

How about going easy on the carbs

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

Bird Torture.

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

Rubbish Carousel

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

David Attenborough's Morning

"Just when I thought I had all the answers, I forgot what the questions were."

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

'Researching the opossum article.'

'She feeds me, walks me, washes me, and picks up after me...yet...I'm supposed to be man's best friend?'

Holding up a child so he can feed a giraffe.

"Rumor has it you're not a pigeon."

Feathered frenzy

Man feeding the birds at the park is eaten alive.

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

BP is compensating those affected by the black tide in Gulf of Mexico...

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

"Give us this day our daily bread..."

'It all started with a bag of old bread!'