Feeding Picky Pets Pillows

"I don't care what nine out of ten breeders say - this dog hates it."

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"You keep impeccable time."

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

'Okay mum, I'll eat it all up. But I doubt I'll grow big and strong on this muck!'

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

"I'll have the vegetable lasagne, hold the vegetables."

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

'Is it organic?'

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

'Could I trade all of this for more of that?'

"Life is so unfair! There are already ants in the cake but none in the broccoli casserole!"

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'

"Do you want the rest of this mouse? It tastes gamey to me."

'Being omnivorous means we eat anything: That includes Brussel sprouts!'

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

"I changed my mind about eloping with you, Billy....my mother didn't fix broccoli for dinner after all!"

'No collar, no din-din,' said Mrs. Flint firmly. 'Omigosh,' thought Larry, 'Fifi will never give it back!'

Polly want a cracker?

'I don't want to eat this. I want to eat organic foods.'

"Hey Mom... we're all out of junk food!"

A woman breaks a loaf of bread into breadcrumbs for the ducks.

Cat steals food from owner who is distracted by feeding the dog.