Feeding Picky Pets Pillows

"I don't care what nine out of ten breeders say - this dog hates it."

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

"You keep impeccable time."

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

'Okay mum, I'll eat it all up. But I doubt I'll grow big and strong on this muck!'

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

"I'll have the vegetable lasagne, hold the vegetables."

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

'Is it organic?'

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

'She feeds me, walks me, washes me, and picks up after me...yet...I'm supposed to be man's best friend?'

'Could I trade all of this for more of that?'

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

"Life is so unfair! There are already ants in the cake but none in the broccoli casserole!"

'Aww, mom! Pineapple upside down cake? ...Again?'

'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'

"I changed my mind about eloping with you, Billy....my mother didn't fix broccoli for dinner after all!"

"Do you want the rest of this mouse? It tastes gamey to me."

'No collar, no din-din,' said Mrs. Flint firmly. 'Omigosh,' thought Larry, 'Fifi will never give it back!'

'Being omnivorous means we eat anything: That includes Brussel sprouts!'

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

'I don't want to eat this. I want to eat organic foods.'

Polly want a cracker?

"Hey Mom... we're all out of junk food!"

A woman breaks a loaf of bread into breadcrumbs for the ducks.