Picky Eater Pet Pillows

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

'Okay mum, I'll eat it all up. But I doubt I'll grow big and strong on this muck!'

'Oh come on! I can't be that bad!'

He wanted a different one.

"Please don't kill me."

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

"Something will fall down from the sky and it will be the end of the world - just because you didn't eat all of your carrion for lunch, my boy!"

"I'll have the vegetable lasagne, hold the vegetables."

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

'Is it organic?'

'Could I trade all of this for more of that?'

"I guess that pretty well debunks the fruits and vegetables are good for you myth."

'No, there's nothing else: At this time of year, we eat salmon!'

'Aww, mom! Pineapple upside down cake? ...Again?'

"Ciiiiiilaaaantrooooo."

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."

"Life is so unfair! There are already ants in the cake but none in the broccoli casserole!"

'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'

"That cat is just finicky...I think the cat food tastes just fine! How about you, Herb?"

"Do you want the rest of this mouse? It tastes gamey to me."

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"

"I changed my mind about eloping with you, Billy....my mother didn't fix broccoli for dinner after all!"

'I don't want to eat this. I want to eat organic foods.'

"Mom, this food tastes like puke. We want Mickey D's."

"Locusts don't sound too bad compared to spinach."

"Hey Mom... we're all out of junk food!"

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