Picky Eater's Parent Pillows

"You had me at caramelized, but lost me at onions."

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

'Oh come on! I can't be that bad!'

"Please don't kill me."

'Okay mum, I'll eat it all up. But I doubt I'll grow big and strong on this muck!'

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

"Something will fall down from the sky and it will be the end of the world - just because you didn't eat all of your carrion for lunch, my boy!"

"I'll have the vegetable lasagne, hold the vegetables."

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

'Could I trade all of this for more of that?'

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

"Life is so unfair! There are already ants in the cake but none in the broccoli casserole!"

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

"I guess that pretty well debunks the fruits and vegetables are good for you myth."

'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'

'Being omnivorous means we eat anything: That includes Brussel sprouts!'

"I changed my mind about eloping with you, Billy....my mother didn't fix broccoli for dinner after all!"

"That cat is just finicky...I think the cat food tastes just fine! How about you, Herb?"

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

"There were hooves in my lunch! I told you I don't like hooves."

"Do you want the rest of this mouse? It tastes gamey to me."

"Can you test for broccoli and brussels sprouts too?"

"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"

I've learned that it doesn't do any good to slip broccoli to the dog under the table.

"Locusts don't sound too bad compared to spinach."

'I don't want to eat this. I want to eat organic foods.'

"You know, if lima beans, cauliflower and broccoli tasted like candy and ice cream, we wouldn't have to go through this every night!"

"I hate airplane food!"