Picky Eater Extraordinaire Pillows

'Okay mum, I'll eat it all up. But I doubt I'll grow big and strong on this muck!'

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

'Oh come on! I can't be that bad!'

"Please don't kill me."

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

"Something will fall down from the sky and it will be the end of the world - just because you didn't eat all of your carrion for lunch, my boy!"

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

"I'll have the vegetable lasagne, hold the vegetables."

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

'Is it organic?'

'Could I trade all of this for more of that?'

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

"I guess that pretty well debunks the fruits and vegetables are good for you myth."

"Life is so unfair! There are already ants in the cake but none in the broccoli casserole!"

'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'

'Being omnivorous means we eat anything: That includes Brussel sprouts!'

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

"That cat is just finicky...I think the cat food tastes just fine! How about you, Herb?"

"Can you test for broccoli and brussels sprouts too?"

"I changed my mind about eloping with you, Billy....my mother didn't fix broccoli for dinner after all!"

"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"

"Do you want the rest of this mouse? It tastes gamey to me."

"Locusts don't sound too bad compared to spinach."

'I don't want to eat this. I want to eat organic foods.'

"You know, if lima beans, cauliflower and broccoli tasted like candy and ice cream, we wouldn't have to go through this every night!"

"Hey Mom... we're all out of junk food!"