Pet Parent To A Picky Eater Pillows

"We're out of the cat food. Permit me to recommend the dog food."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

Mittens is challenged by the string.

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'Okay mum, I'll eat it all up. But I doubt I'll grow big and strong on this muck!'

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

The Karate Kitten.

'Is it organic?'

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

Doggy-3D

Fetching some bread

'You find it, Ben, you're the retriever!'

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."

"I guess that pretty well debunks the fruits and vegetables are good for you myth."

"You're spoiling that dog!"

"Can you test for broccoli and brussels sprouts too?"

"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"

'Being omnivorous means we eat anything: That includes Brussel sprouts!'

Dog football

Mans Best Friends Reunited Web-site.

"It's an app that lets me pointlessly knock things off tables when I'm not at home."

"I don't get you. You can soft shoe, play the ukulele and juggle, but you can't fetch a pair of slippers."

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.