Pet Parent To A Picky Eater Gifts

"We're out of the cat food. Permit me to recommend the dog food."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

Mittens is challenged by the string.

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'Okay mum, I'll eat it all up. But I doubt I'll grow big and strong on this muck!'

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

The Karate Kitten.

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

'Is it organic?'

Doggy-3D

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

Fetching some bread

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

'You find it, Ben, you're the retriever!'

"I guess that pretty well debunks the fruits and vegetables are good for you myth."

"What do you mean you've got the dog house-trained?"

"After so much fake news, how can I believe you actually threw it this time?"

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."

"You're spoiling that dog!"

Dogs in heaven with collar halos.

'Being omnivorous means we eat anything: That includes Brussel sprouts!'

"Can you test for broccoli and brussels sprouts too?"

Dog football

"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"

"Mom, this food tastes like puke. We want Mickey D's."

No, I don't need a doggy bag, but how about a kitty bag?

Mans Best Friends Reunited Web-site.

"I don't get you. You can soft shoe, play the ukulele and juggle, but you can't fetch a pair of slippers."