Parent Of A Picky Eater Gifts

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

'Worms again!'

"You're not being punished, Kenny...Salad is what we're having for dinner."

"Can you test for broccoli and brussels sprouts too?"

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

"Please don't kill me."

'Okay mum, I'll eat it all up. But I doubt I'll grow big and strong on this muck!'

'Oh come on! I can't be that bad!'

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

"I'll have the vegetable lasagne, hold the vegetables."

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

'Is it organic?'

'Could I trade all of this for more of that?'

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

"Life is so unfair! There are already ants in the cake but none in the broccoli casserole!"

Twins

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."

"I guess that pretty well debunks the fruits and vegetables are good for you myth."

'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'

"Do you want the rest of this mouse? It tastes gamey to me."

I've learned that it doesn't do any good to slip broccoli to the dog under the table.

"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"

"That cat is just finicky...I think the cat food tastes just fine! How about you, Herb?"

'Being omnivorous means we eat anything: That includes Brussel sprouts!'

"I changed my mind about eloping with you, Billy....my mother didn't fix broccoli for dinner after all!"

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

'I don't want to eat this. I want to eat organic foods.'

"Locusts don't sound too bad compared to spinach."

"We have big news!"

"Hey Mom... we're all out of junk food!"

"He's allergic to peanuts, sensitive to wheat, lactose-intolerant, and just plain weirded out by fruit."