Parent Of A Picky Eater Mugs

'No, no! Don't make my food touch! I'll talk! I'll talk!'

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

'Worms again!'

"You're not being punished, Kenny...Salad is what we're having for dinner."

"Can you test for broccoli and brussels sprouts too?"

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

"Please don't kill me."

He wanted a different one.

'Okay mum, I'll eat it all up. But I doubt I'll grow big and strong on this muck!'

'Oh come on! I can't be that bad!'

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

"I'll have the vegetable lasagne, hold the vegetables."

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

'Is it organic?'

'Could I trade all of this for more of that?'

"I guess that pretty well debunks the fruits and vegetables are good for you myth."

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

'Aww, mom! Pineapple upside down cake? ...Again?'

Twins

"Life is so unfair! There are already ants in the cake but none in the broccoli casserole!"

'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'

"Do you want the rest of this mouse? It tastes gamey to me."

I've learned that it doesn't do any good to slip broccoli to the dog under the table.

"That cat is just finicky...I think the cat food tastes just fine! How about you, Herb?"

"I changed my mind about eloping with you, Billy....my mother didn't fix broccoli for dinner after all!"

'Being omnivorous means we eat anything: That includes Brussel sprouts!'

"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

"Locusts don't sound too bad compared to spinach."

'I don't want to eat this. I want to eat organic foods.'