Foodie Pet Parents Pillows

'Marm never lets me forget when it's liver night.'

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

"Satisfaction, stat!"

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

Lost my squeaky toy. Please help.

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

Twins

'May I have two containers - fish for my cat, meat for the dog...vegetables divided as follows, one-fourth for the cat, three-fourths for the dog, but no carrots for the cat - kitty doesn't like carrots...'

"She's eating in tonight."

'No collar, no din-din,' said Mrs. Flint firmly. 'Omigosh,' thought Larry, 'Fifi will never give it back!'

'Bone appetit!'

"Look, gourmet popcorn! Harold, our son is a gourmet!"

"I want everyone to leave the room, except for the cat."

'I'm not hungry. I ate with Rover.'

"It just comes naturally. I have good people skills."

"Let's see....Who had the beef brisket dog biscuit?"

Posh dog views expensive food and wine.

'I'll call you back, we just got in a load of furniture.'

"We have big news!"

Dog responding to his master doing a crossword.

"Save some for Mommy, Princess."

'You realize you're spoiling Bilbo.'

The Man Who Could Talk To Dogs

'Never mind about Jamie Oliver - how does Delia Smith feel about it?'

"Jakey's not a huge fan of spicier dishes, but we do want him to know what's out there."

"Your 'presentation' could use some work."

New for aging dogs: Grecian Canine Formula.

I got a dish, but it only picks up the Food Channel.

"We keep getting billed from DoorDash. Who here has been ordering all this food?"

'Pur?ed nachos?'

Angel Throwing Halo for Dog to Fetch

You tell me how they know it has new and improved flavour!

'I thought you OPERATE to remove the fish-hook, Doctor!'